New York

As I sit in new York at 2am I wonder about the oddity’s in life. I spent two hours on a bus with a sheet down the middle separating the men from the women after having been driven to the bus stop by someone I barley know who was trying to set me up with their son who may or may not be heading off the derech after spending the evening with a family whose mother pulled out her shiduch meeting notes and began telling me about a 33 year old who still has hair! Previous to this I sat in the rain on a porch waiting for someone to answer a door when no one was home and I was at the wrong house. Let me think are we up to lunch yet??? Lets skip all the crazy ness from Shabbos day and night and go to Friday.
I cooked food for people I was not eating at and got spit up on by a friend’s baby after being the judge for said friends “swimming and diving” competition with her other friend who is a mother of three! They had me judge who could stand on their hands the longest in the pool.....among other odd races.
Thursday night was a wedding in Monsey, how I got to the wedding is the really interesting part. I had a date who picked me up from Far Rockway and drove me to the wedding, no he had no reason to go to Monsey. I thought of taking BB’s suggestion and calling him James, but that would have been to odd. Where was I?? Oh yeah the scotch.....I think we will leave that one where it is.
What will tomorrow bring, a date with someone 2 years younger and 2 inches shorter than me perhaps???